I think sometimes I am too serious on the blog but I do like giving my opinions on things that truly do matter plus things that need opinion (I still need to give my take on Texas staying but I am putting that off like math homework). Anyways, I saw today that a Slovenia player guaranteed victory over the United States. Really? Well let's break down first the country and then what this guy said.
Slovenia: What I can see is it's by the Mediterranean Sea and that it is a mountainous region. They joined up with socialists after World War II and then broke free in 1991. Strike one, they were once socialists, we all know as red-blooded Americans that capitalism is the only way. Strike two, I noticed their jerseys were green, why? They have red, white, and blue in their flag and in their Crest, you are telling me you don't want to wear the colors of America? These colors don't bleed partner! Also, they have no famous hot Eastern European models... Strike three! All they have for us is Sasha Vujacic, child please, I cannot believe they gave this country its independence. Basically, I vote that besides France this is the worst country in the European union.
We here in the US of A have many great things like Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, and Ric Flair just to name a few that would love to lay the smackdown on Komac's candy ass! I am glad Tim Howard came out and said basically a PC version of 'this Slovenian bastard is just talking out of his ass.' I hope for one good clean hit on this pansy for even thinking he could guarantee victory. Now I really want to win tomorrow because nothing is worse than losing to a team where they ensured victory against you. USA USA USA USA USA!
-Charlie.
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