Here To Deliver the Pain to Algeria

My buddy Votto, a former interviewee on the Corner told me he enjoyed my hater post to Slovenia and that I should keep it up for the World Cup for the United States. Well I listen to my fans when they make respectable requests unlike someone's request for a lovefest about the Toronto Blue Jays post. Before we get started, let me give a few thoughts about Slovenia and Malian official. 

I hate Slovenia for their comments about beating the US but when we actually started playing these hacks, I realize how much I do hate this country of 2 million. First of all, what is with that dance that I would guess is done at most gay bars around the United States? Also the haircut by Milivoje Novakovic was Three Stooges and should never be allowed in the world, just plain ugly. Then Koman Coulibaly decided to bend us over like Jenna Jameson with his 'make-up call' on a game-winning goal.  I will not say much more but this guy can plain suck it, he is horrible and doesn't deserve to screw another World Cup team. On to Algeria.

ALGERIA: I will say something positive before I go all Brett Boyer on this country and hate everything about them.  I love their kits (jerseys for not futbol fans) are awesome.  In addition, at least they were their actual colors too. The first strike against Algeria is their nickname: the Desert Foxes, you know who was nicknamed the Desert Fox?  Oh that's right, a Nazi General known as Edwin Rommel. Good job borrowed a nickname from a Nazi, solid move by Algeria. In the 1800s, they let the French take over their country?  Wow, if you are that weak to allow the French to come in and take command of your land, something is wrong for sure.  Although now, France would probably lay down if Algeria decided to come into France then the US would have to bail them out again for like the 98341 time.  Once again, we have a former socialist nation so I will say it again, capitalism rules all. The final thing, why haven't they invade Mali?  I mean God knows they deserved and they are bordered by that loser country.  That's pretty much all I got for Algeria, they aren't as unlikeable as Slovenia.

I really hope the US can advance because they have been fun to watch so far and I really would like to see soccer start being embraced by the rest of America.  We know one thing as Americans we love  winners and if the U.S. can keep playing more people will tune it to watch. I have mixed feelings about who I want to win between England-Slovenia because I would like to laugh at the British and all their batshit crazy fans, yet I think I hate Slovenia more.  I think at the end of Wednesday, US will be on the top of the table.

-Charlie.