These are the weekly talks I have with Coach, we made some STEEEVE calls earlier and now we are knee deep in the ruins.
Coach: anyways...The Ruins
Charlie: yes and i apologize for deleting it last week, i fucked up
Coach- that is okay...i thought you covered the majority of the convo
Charlie- me as well
Coach: this week...i have to admit a lot of swirling winds of controversy
Charlie: anyways, my roommate wanted Evie to stay just so her/Wes could raise complete hell. Your thoughts
Coach: first of all i thought that might be the weakest challenge i have ever seen... it was like going on a tire swing
Charlie: yes and the fact that Shauvon's fat ass couldnt even get to the fence is great
Coach: the best was danny is like ready to feed her fatness to the whales...and then all of a sudden she tries it twice and he like clicks on the...man i think she tried even though that tub of lard just swung in and immediately dropped
Charlie: hahaha yup she just fell like a sack of potatoes
Coach: never should be let on another challenge
Charlie: yes she shouldnt
Coach: the challengers team is so bad...
Charlie: so bad, nothing is working for them
Coach: i mean i think the producers must be giving them the plot
Charlie: well thats why they brought on Wildcard Wes and you know the Evan/Veronica hookup will stir things up next week
Coach: i mean if you couldnt see that johnny and kenny were going to keep messing with wes than you need to put on a bike helmet and get on the short bus. What i dont get is this...why would you get all mad if you were evelyn and not try
Charlie: they will keep pushing until he punches one of them in the head
Coach: i mean she went bat shit crazy, it looked like zambrano from the cubs
Charlie: She was best friends with Kelly-Anne haha. Played it up big time, maybe a lesbian hookup I wouldnt put it past her
Charlie: just throwing shit everything, lights, the kitchen sink everything
Coach: i mean a total melt down...booting lamps, kicking shit...i would vote her for female of the week but i dont like the fact that she didnt even try i mean who doesnt want to totally destroy a friend in competition??
Charlie: i think Wes fired her up and she thought she got to pick plus Johnny screwed her in the Island. The best was TJ Lavin called her out, didnt get a "You killed it"
Coach: you know when tj calls you out it was pretty pathetic...i mean i think with all his bmx crashes and rock star lifestyle that he isnt exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer
Charlie: yes, she knows I think now that she fucked up
Coach: i would like to know what tj does all day
Charlie: probably eats bon-bons, has multiple hoes and just doesnt care
Coach: i assume he goes and gets happy ending massages in the local whore house
Charlie: maybe take the BMX for a spin "Man real hard workout today, took the BMX around the yard."
Coach: exactly...i think they should focus more on tj if this thing becomes a blowout which i see happening...sure wes will throw missions but other than brad and dunbar who on that guys team is going to knock someone off?
Charlie: Cohutta that guy has fight
Coach: i forgot about him
Charlie: danny will just talk shit then puss out
Coach: the only good thing about danny would be if melinda and him made a pam anderson and tommy lee style tape. I mean she is smoking
Charlie: yes this would be a great idea. Simmons has always wondered why five of them havent just said screw it and made a sex tape. Also this comes from his Twitter, your thoughts... You're either the bitch or the slut on TV. Never be the slut." Words to live by from Katie Doyle! http://bit.ly/HkOeh Oh My God.
Coach: that is awesome...
Charlie: Also Katie started this magical journey at age 21 she is now 30, oh wow
Coach: i still think the old...i just got engaged and i needed to come here
Charlie: yes and try to win more money
Coach: was the best thing i ever heard
Charlie: that will be blown on bullshit
Coach: speaking of money...i nominate johanna for how ruthless she is
Charlie: cold bitch
Coach: but i think her calling out the i will sell your house and you wont get a cent was the best thing i have heard on a reality show
Charlie: its in the Top 5 easily. She just pulled the rug from underneath him
Coach: i was so proud of her...i mean i just really really really found a new low point in challenge history - the old ill just screw you out of 300, 000 priceless
Charlie: yes she goes "I learned from the best" boooooom
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